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Steve Berman (skit) Song by Eminem

Lyrics


Hey


Hey Em, what's up?


Steve Berman, what's goin' on, man?


How you doin'? Good to see you again, what's up?


Em, could you come here and have a seat please?


Um, yeah, what's?


Vanessa, shut the door


Okay


So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?


It would be better if you gave me nothing at all


What?


This album is less than nothing


I can't sell this fucking record


What?


Do you know what's happening to me out there?


Wha-what's the problem?


Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself


Who's Violet


Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass


Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?


But I


I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this


Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?


He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches


You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin


I mean


I can't sell this shit


What


Either change the record or it's not coming out


What I


Now get the fuck out of my office


What am I supposed


Now


Alright, man

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